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Ask HN: Anyone read The Circle yet?

1 point

13 years ago

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The UX on this small child is terrible (mcsweeneys.net)

1079 points

4 years ago

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Macroeconomic changes have made it impossible for me to want to pay you (mcsweeneys.net)

888 points

3 years ago

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Please don't say mean things about the AI I just invested a billion dollars in (mcsweeneys.net)

678 points

4 months ago

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A marriage proposal spoken in office jargon (mcsweeneys.net)

412 points

a year ago

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Our Company Is Doing So Well That You're All Fired (mcsweeneys.net)

409 points

2 years ago

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Housing should be affordable except for when I sell my house for $1M (mcsweeneys.net)

332 points

3 years ago

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I will do anything to end homelessness except build more homes (2018) (mcsweeneys.net)

294 points

a year ago

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I'm sorry I bit you during my job interview (2011) (mcsweeneys.net)

223 points

3 years ago

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You've Read Your Last Free Article, Such Is the Nature of Mortality (mcsweeneys.net)

216 points

2 years ago

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Hi, it's me, Wikipedia, and I am ready for your apology (mcsweeneys.net)

207 points

7 months ago

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Total Crap – A magazine written by AI (mcsweeneys.net)

207 points

3 years ago

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An Interactive Guide to Ambiguous Grammar (mcsweeneys.net)

181 points

11 years ago

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I’m ChatGPT, and for the love of God please don’t make me do anymore copywriting (mcsweeneys.net)

176 points

3 years ago

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We Will Do Anything to Get You to Work for Us Except Pay You Enough [McSweeneys] (mcsweeneys.net)

165 points

5 years ago

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No Son of Mine Is Going to Be a Benthamite (mcsweeneys.net)

163 points

7 years ago

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I'm Comic Sans, Asshole. (mcsweeneys.net)

151 points

16 years ago

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Our Open-Plan Office Failed, So We’re Moving to a Towering Panopticon (2017) (mcsweeneys.net)

145 points

7 years ago

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The Stages of Insomnia (mcsweeneys.net)

138 points

6 years ago

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2023 WebMD Wrapped (mcsweeneys.net)

128 points

3 years ago

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The New Ten-Factor Authentication Processes (mcsweeneys.net)

124 points

5 years ago

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The only thing that can stop this asteroid is your liberal arts degree (mcsweeneys.net)

122 points

16 years ago

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You're a cyclist who was just struck by a car driver. Why it was your fault (mcsweeneys.net)

109 points

3 years ago

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Has Bell Invented a "Telegraph Killer"? (mcsweeneys.net)

88 points

17 years ago

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Company Reminder for Everyone to Talk Nicely About the Giant Plagiarism Machine (mcsweeneys.net)

82 points

a year ago

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Our Open-Plan Office Failed, So We’re Moving to a Towering Panopticon (mcsweeneys.net)

79 points

9 years ago

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Let’s Take This Open Floor Plan to the Next Level (mcsweeneys.net)

79 points

11 years ago

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In Order to Become More Competitive We've Decided To Make Your Job Worse (mcsweeneys.net)

75 points

7 years ago

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It's the Job of My Dreams, but I'd Have to Write a Cover Letter, So Nevermind (mcsweeneys.net)

73 points

3 years ago

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Critically Acclaimed Horror Film of the 2010s or Your PhD Program? (mcsweeneys.net)

70 points

3 years ago