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My fully optimized life allows me ample time to optimize yours (mcsweeneys.net)

4 points

9 years ago

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It’s Not You, It’s Quantitative Cost-Benefit Analysis (mcsweeneys.net)

4 points

11 years ago

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Client Feedback On The Creation Of The Earth (mcsweeneys.net)

4 points

12 years ago

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We're The Uber of Organ Transplants (mcsweeneys.net)

4 points

13 years ago

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Hi, It's Me, Wikipedia, and I Am Ready for Your Apology (mcsweeneys.net)

4 points

7 months ago

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The Ultimate Guide to Writing Better Than You Normally Do (mcsweeneys.net)

4 points

14 years ago

157.

The World Is Burning, but Want to Meet Up for Thirty-Four-Dollar Cocktails? (mcsweeneys.net)

4 points

9 months ago

158.

There's No Reason We Can't Be Friends Before You Are Liquefied (mcsweeneys.net)

4 points

a year ago

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Buying this thing will make me happy. (mcsweeneys.net)

4 points

14 years ago

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Our Response to Rapid City, South Dakota’s Plans to Destroy a Slew of Novels (mcsweeneys.net)

4 points

4 years ago

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Do you like me? Click Yes or No (mcsweeneys.net)

4 points

15 years ago

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The “Snake Fight” Portion of Your Thesis Defense (mcsweeneys.net)

4 points

5 years ago

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George Carlin: Euphemism Fighter Supreme (mcsweeneys.net)

4 points

6 years ago

164.

Alright, Fine, I’ll Add a Disclaimer to My Emails (mcsweeneys.net)

4 points

6 years ago

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I am quitting exclamation points (mcsweeneys.net)

4 points

6 years ago

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McSweeney's Internet Tendency: If This Fusion Restaurant's Website Could Talk. (mcsweeneys.net)

4 points

15 years ago

167.

An Open Letter to the Mathematical Community (mcsweeneys.net)

4 points

7 years ago

168.

Our Friendship Is Transitioning to a Paid Subscription Model (mcsweeneys.net)

4 points

8 years ago

169.

Monologue: I’m Comic Sans, Asshole (mcsweeneys.net)

4 points

9 years ago

170.

I’ve Optimized My Health to Make My Life as Long and Unpleasant as Possible (mcsweeneys.net)

3 points

3 years ago

171.

Calm Down Your phone Isn't Listening to Your Conversations (2024) (mcsweeneys.net)

3 points

a year ago

172.

There's No Need to Wear a Mask on This Flight (mcsweeneys.net)

3 points

4 years ago

173.

A Message to Shareholders About Our New $70 Million Purchase of “Elevator Pass.” (mcsweeneys.net)

3 points

13 years ago

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Against Access (audio.mcsweeneys.net)

3 points

a year ago

175.

Which Emojis Are Best for a Layoff Email? (mcsweeneys.net)

3 points

2 years ago

176.

Class Is Canceled Until Further Notice While I Do My Job (mcsweeneys.net)

3 points

2 years ago

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Moderately Motivated Gen-Xer for Hire (mcsweeneys.net)

3 points

7 years ago

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Attention shoppers: there's a new Foursquare mayor at this goddamn Safeway. (mcsweeneys.net)

3 points

16 years ago

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Life-Changing Magic of Keeping Absolutely Everything (mcsweeneys.net)

3 points

7 years ago

180.

In Which I Fix my Grandparents' Wifi and am Hailed as a Conquering Hero (mcsweeneys.net)

3 points

13 years ago