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31.

We've Upgraded Your Toilet to a Subscription-Based Model (mcsweeneys.net)

70 points

4 years ago

32.

Our Self-Driving Cars Will Save Lives, but They Will Kill Some of You First (mcsweeneys.net)

66 points

3 years ago

33.

Our Daughter Isn't a Selfish Brat, Your Son Just Hasn't Read Atlas Shrugged (2010) (mcsweeneys.net)

59 points

4 years ago

34.

This Is a Generic LinkedIn Rant (mcsweeneys.net)

57 points

8 years ago

35.

My Fully Optimized Life Allows Me Ample Time to Optimize Yours (mcsweeneys.net)

54 points

9 years ago

36.

Sorry We Machines Destroyed Your Civilization in Such a Boring Way (mcsweeneys.net)

49 points

2 years ago

37.

40 Hours a Week of Intense Work Outside Your Job,You Too Can Make Passive Income (mcsweeneys.net)

49 points

3 years ago

38.

Atlas Shrugged Updated for the Current Financial Crisis (mcsweeneys.net)

45 points

18 years ago

39.

It's Me, the Person Putting Drugs in the Halloween Candy (2022) (mcsweeneys.net)

45 points

3 years ago

40.

FAQ: The “Snake Fight” Portion of Your Thesis Defense (2010) (mcsweeneys.net)

45 points

7 years ago

41.

McSweeney's response to the Google Memo (mcsweeneys.net)

44 points

9 years ago

42.

Short Conversations with Poets: Dong Li (mcsweeneys.net)

43 points

a year ago

43.

Mommy, Are the Inspirational Stories on LinkedIn Real? (mcsweeneys.net)

40 points

a month ago

44.

Things that AI cannot do (mcsweeneys.net)

39 points

a year ago

45.

We should not defund the Terminator program (mcsweeneys.net)

37 points

6 years ago

46.

On the implausibility of the Death Star's trash compactor (2002) (mcsweeneys.net)

36 points

2 years ago

47.

I Want to Apologize for How This Tragedy Has Hurt Our Stock Price (mcsweeneys.net)

36 points

9 years ago

48.

Nihilist Dad Jokes (mcsweeneys.net)

36 points

8 years ago

49.

I Work for an Evil Company, but Outside Work, I'm a Good Person (mcsweeneys.net)

35 points

7 months ago

50.

List: Attending Burning Man or Parenting a Toddler? (mcsweeneys.net)

34 points

7 years ago

51.

Taking Money from the Poor and Giving to the Rich (mcsweeneys.net)

33 points

9 years ago

52.

Welcome to Our Startup Where Everyone Is 23 Years Old (mcsweeneys.net)

33 points

9 years ago

53.

Nihilistic Password Security Questions (mcsweeneys.net)

32 points

6 years ago

54.

Hamlet (Facebook News Feed Edition) (mcsweeneys.net)

31 points

18 years ago

55.

Our Daughter Isn't a Selfish Brat; Your Son Just Hasn't Read "Atlas Shrugged". (mcsweeneys.net)

31 points

16 years ago

56.

I Am the Facebook Algorithm and I Come to You Now, Requesting a Swift Death (mcsweeneys.net)

29 points

CapitalistCartr

5 years ago

57.

All the Types of Science Fiction (mcsweeneys.net)

28 points

2 years ago

58.

Dream jobs that you're glad you didn't pursue: computer programmer (mcsweeneys.net)

26 points

15 years ago

59.

Jon Snow Emails 23andMe About His DNA Results (mcsweeneys.net)

25 points

7 years ago

60.

Sure, the Velociraptors Are Still on the Loose, but We Can Reopen Jurassic Park (mcsweeneys.net)

23 points

6 years ago