Through clenched teeth, I have often pondered the question of why no one has really solved the problems of global eCommerce. And before you say it, PayPal is not a solution. Also, don't talk to me about rumors (http://www.google-stories.com/2007/09/03/un-systeme-de-paiement-mobile-nomme-gpay/). What I want is an honest-to-goodness eCommerce-equivalent of the Internet itself, where money moves as freely as data, where international transactions appear as if they are local, where micropayments just work, where I am not being tracked like a criminal for moving my own hard-earned cash, and where the Banking System we inherited from Feudal times has finally been defenestrated. In short, where the friggin-hell is my GPay solution??