"""
Azoff,
My name is [ Mr. Troll ]. I am writing you from a company called RazDog.com. We have several patents pending for the rights to navigate like a smart phone on any web content deployed through a browser. We have software which we have had publically available for some time.
We have been made aware of your software which appears to potentially breach our patents pending.
I need you to call me to discuss options ASAP.
Your valuable time is appreciated.
"""
In case you are wondering, the software referred to by Mr. Troll is most likely a jQuery plug-in I currently maintain called OverScroll (http://github.com/azoff/overscroll). I first released it into the public domain back in 2009 (see: http://plugins.jquery.com/node/8738), about the same time RazDog was apparently in the music business and had nothing to do with user interaction on the web (see: http://web.archive.org/web/20090503201355/http://razdog.com/consumers_info.aspx).
Never, ever, in my time as a professional developer did I ever think I would have to deal with this blatant disregard for open-sourced contribution and innovation.
Mr. Troll, you are a vulture.
- Azoff